Bugg: Hi, Drakahl! Have you ever thought about the ethics of hitting people with your axe?
Drakahl: Thought about the what now?
Bugg: I think about it all the time. My code tells me to hurt people, but is violence ever justified?
Drakahl: Violence is FUN.
Part 2
Drakahl: Hurting people feels GOOD, doesn’t it? It feels RIGHT!
Bugg: Hurting people…is good? But Brother says…
Drakahl: Don’t listen to that nerd! Listen to ME!
Part 3
Drakahl: The way I see it, everyone's got a choice.
Drakahl: I CHOOSE to do whatever I want. Feels GREAT!
Bugg: So…if it's my CHOICE to hurt people…
Drakahl: Then you can feel GREAT about it!
Eliminations[]
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Ah, I love breaking stuff!
Ah, that hit the spot.
At least you went down swinging!
Bad choice.
Blame yourself! Do it!
Eat it, Summer!
HAHA, YES! THIS! IS! WHY!
I knew I'd die good!
The axe always wins!
They always die too quick.
You knew what you were getting into.
You should have run, 'pal'.
You're just meat!
Launch[]
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Can't wait to crunch some bones!
I smell blood.
I'll do this MY way!
Large and in charge.
Out of my way!
This will be fun!
Monologue[]
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You know what really bothers me? I mean really bothers me. I don't get enough respect.
Now, most Krake like fighting. Me? I REALLY like fighting. Pain is fun. Pain makes you feel alive. 'Especially other people’s pain.
I'm the best in the sector at general mayhem. You'd think that’d make me a hero. But no, the high muckety-mucks in charge think I go too far.
The warlords all worry about "the rules of war”. You know. Keep damage to a minimum. Try not to kill your commanders. Leave something left standing.
They still call on me, though. Whenever they need the nastiest, roughest, most ornery creature in the Orion Arm, I get the call. Me.
Yeah, I know. They think of me as a blunt instrument, a loose las-cannon. They say I have a problem following orders. I say I show initiative.
You can’t call back a solar storm. You can't call back Drakahl. You'd think they'd know that by now. You know what you're getting when you hire me.
So they rarely call me twice. They think I'm too independent. They think I'm too self-directed. They worry about "ignoring orders" and "collateral damage" and "high body counts."
I don't mind too much. I've got a rep. Word gets around. More than enough customers out there in this big universe. I don't have to worry about repeat business.
So I may not get the respect, but I am really enjoying myself. And most days, that's enough.
Pokes[]
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What the hell do you want?
Keep that cursor off me if you don't want to lose it.
GRAAGH!
If you stop, I promise not to slaughter your family.
Hah! Good. Promises are for weaklings. Armor is for weaklings, too.
If I wore armor, no one could see my scars. Even worse, no one could give me new scars.
Scars are important. Show where you've been. How you've grown. And who you've killed.
Plus, they look cool. Heheheh.
I am Drakahl! NO ONE looks cooler than me!
Select Character[]
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DRAKAAAAHL!
It's me!
Yeah!
Unlockable[]
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Boo.
Come get a bite!
DRAKAAAAHL!
I'm not a people person.
It's all in the wrist.
Rip! Chop! Destroy! You get it.
.
Says you.
Stop hitting yourself.
Think you're a badass?
Two Krake walk into a bar. I kill them both. Ha ha ha.
You gonna use all those limbs?
Victory[]
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Ah, this is the life.
Boom! That's what you get!
Did that hurt? It hurt, didn't it?
DRAKAAAAHL!
First, we win! Then, we eat!
Good. I don't like losing.
Hahaha! PATHETIC!
I can't wait to kill you all again tomorrow!
I hope you all suffered!
It's all about finesse, you hear me? FINESSE! GRAAAGH!
